I opened an etsy shop not too long ago. I mentioned it in my recent deviations but thought I'd prostitute my work a tad more via journal entry. No sales yet, but currently working on a custom order. Still, you bitches need to blingify your ears, yes?

Regardless of your ear holes or lack thereof, I should have new things soon. I'm thinking freaky nonexistent creatures preserved in jars. Heck yes, bitches.
Go heeeeeeeere:
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actually, i'm gonna need some time for this to sink in.
well, next time i go to dorney, I WILL LET YOU KNOW AHEAD OF TIME and be like OMG HAI.
it kind of sucks that i don't wark there anymore, but it was getting way too ridiculous, and... i live 45 minutes away from the area. oh well.
so for real man, hang outtery i think should happen. yes indeed.
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but if you take me inside
and you give me a place to hide and cry
i'll bathe you in the crystal light
that sleeps between my thighs
my life...just exploded. i vaguely remember the incident. was i there on leisure? Jess Ding? was i wearing a red dress? was i gallanting with a little lady?
dude, i thought you lived in new joisehh?
also, how WAS it, workin' for crumbs in the sweltering heat getting yelled at by fat sweaty folks and their fat sweaty kids? 'cause man, i couldn't do that for another year. are you still there? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ZOMG.
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but if you take me inside
and you give me a place to hide and cry
i'll bathe you in the crystal light
that sleeps between my thighs
Please contact me at nomad.83@hotmail.com
Thanks.
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- Mike McDermott
Closure is a bitch.
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Remember to check out the rest of my stamp collection; there might be others you like, so feel free to drop by whenever! ^w^
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☆ { ĸ e z z ı } THE TOXiC KiTTY
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Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
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3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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Of course I haven't forgotten you.
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
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